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Is waking up worse than going to bed?
Yes - Your life sucks.
No - You don't think your life sucks. (it does, trust me)
How many sides on a square?
4 - Smart ass.
6 - You have been drawing too long.
How many fingers am I holding up?
4 - You are a physician.
5 - You suck.
Alright, test is over. Diagnosis: fatal. Whew... glad that's done.
Some call me Doug, some people don't. I hope you are some people, because Doug isn't my name. I grew up drawing dinosaurs because I thought they were cool. Dinosaurs are still cool, but I don't draw them anymore because now I'm cool. My favorite setup is a pencil and paper. I think gray-scale drawings look fabulous.
In any case, I probably finished eating your oatmeal and toast while you were busy reading this. It's okay though, your oatmeal is awful. You should thank me. But most importantly, I like to draw and paint and if I do anything nice I will post it free-of-charge, no strings attached, diminishing deductible, fresh squeezed, and ready to eat.
Thank you
Yes - Your life sucks.
No - You don't think your life sucks. (it does, trust me)
How many sides on a square?
4 - Smart ass.
6 - You have been drawing too long.
How many fingers am I holding up?
4 - You are a physician.
5 - You suck.
Alright, test is over. Diagnosis: fatal. Whew... glad that's done.
Some call me Doug, some people don't. I hope you are some people, because Doug isn't my name. I grew up drawing dinosaurs because I thought they were cool. Dinosaurs are still cool, but I don't draw them anymore because now I'm cool. My favorite setup is a pencil and paper. I think gray-scale drawings look fabulous.
In any case, I probably finished eating your oatmeal and toast while you were busy reading this. It's okay though, your oatmeal is awful. You should thank me. But most importantly, I like to draw and paint and if I do anything nice I will post it free-of-charge, no strings attached, diminishing deductible, fresh squeezed, and ready to eat.
Thank you
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